Life as we know it 

Ive lived a very interesting, yet great life. Take what you want from this as you will. I didnt study for the test of life, but I definitely took notes. 
 

If you fall, fall forward, not backwards…so you can see what you’re going to hit on the way down.

Keep running, never quit, and do not let obstacles distract you.

I am an artist, no one‘s gonna take my paintbrush away from me and finish my art.

You can’t bribe the door upstairs.

My heart is like a cut up drug.

There’s only two guarantees in life…taxes and death. 

Anaconda! Anaconda! Oh, wait, it’s possums!  Son of a bitch!  -The video is funny of this one. Another true story!